Greetings!

  • My first rule of thumb was made famous by Patrick Swayze in the oft-overlooked Roadhouse be nice, until it's time to not be nice.
  • Split infinitives aside, I treat everyone the way I like to be treated, and hope you do the same.

If you have any reason to contact me, email is my primary line of communication, followed by online forums of various types.

Have a great semester!